Biggest Lies Parents Tell Their Kids
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That a winged fairy enters your bedroom at night and steals bits of your skull for money.
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If you sneeze with your eyes open, they'll pop out of your head.
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If you swallow gum, it stays in your stomach for seven years.
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That a fat, bearded northerner breaks into the house once a year just to eat cookies and leave presents... but only if y
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That a long-legged bird delivers new babies from outer space, or something.
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If you cross your eyes for too long, they stay that way.
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If you watch too much TV, your brain will rot.
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That carrots give you night vision.
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If you go outside with wet hair, you're going to catch a cold.
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That a giant humanoid rabbit shows up once a year to deliver us candy.
