Worst Resumes Ever: You didn't get the job.
Sometimes, you might wonder why you didn't get that job you really wanted. Well, it could be that they found a more adequete candidate for the position...or it could have been that you had one of these terrible resumes. If you show up to my office with one of these, I'll be honest:
YOU ARE HIRED! Especially if you post a Nick Cage pic at the top.